When I say “bad sheriff,” it’s with a bit of humor. Those familiar with my 1000+ weekly legal columns, know I have the utmost respect for law enforcement. I’m likely still the only Coachella Valley attorney honored with a local police badge and police ID. I’ve proudly supported the 1199 Foundation (Officer Needs Help) for decades and was a main supporter for the Peace Officer Appreciation Day Lunch. The police chiefs for each division were guests at my table and each received a thank you gift.  

That said, if you’ve found yourself, OK, at the "Corral" (Jail) after a DUI arrest, the big question becomes: How do you find the right DUI lawyer? Choosing the right lawyer is critical to protecting your rights, CDL, and future. As I have said before “DON’T GET MATCHING TATTOOS ON A FIRST DATE…AND DON’T GET A TV/BILLBOARD 1-800 ADVERTISING LAWYER.”

Calling a non-local, 1-800, TV/Billboard advertising lawyer with slogans and jingles: “my lawyer got me”;  “just call X ”, “Y will fight for you” etc. is a mistake. Many aren’t local and just rent a small office or use a desk to interview clients. Your future self will thank you.

After all, you wouldn’t call an advertising brain surgeon would you? Why would it be different if you needed a DUI lawyer.

HOW TO FIND A GOOD DUI (OR PI) LAWYER:

1. Seek Referrals and Recommendations:

  • Ask trusted sources: your current lawyer, accountant, financial advisor, or friends. My favorite remembrance is when a celebrity VIP client’s, lawyer, doctor and financial advisor ALL referred me.
  • Contact your local, county, or state bar association; many offer lawyer referral services.
  • Use online directories like Avvo, Martindale-Hubbell, Lawyers.com, NOLO, Justia, and Google for lawyer profiles, ratings, client reviews, and disciplinary records.
  • Look for attorneys with at least 20 years of experience. Better yet, talk to one who has practiced 40+ years for insights into good younger lawyers.

2. Research Potential Lawyers:

  • Review their online profiles: Were they a DA, Public Defender, or Judge?
  • Read reviews to get a sense of their communication style, professionalism, and client satisfaction.
  • Confirm they are in good standing with the state bar.

3. Interview Potential Lawyers: Narrow your list and set up consultations. Ask:

  • Experience:

    • How long have you practiced law?
    • How many DUI cases have you handled?
    • What percentage of your practice is DUI defense?
    • Are you familiar with the laws and procedures for my type of case?
    • How often do you appear in the court assigned to my case?
    • What is your relationship with local DAs and Judges?
  • Case Strategy and Communication:

    • What strategies do you recommend?
    • What are the possible outcomes and odds of success?
    • How long will my case likely take?
    • How often will you update me? Who else in your office will work on my case?
  • Fees and Costs:

    • What is your fee structure?
    • Do you require a retainer? What does it cover?
    • Will there be additional costs (e.g., court fees, expert witnesses)?
    • Will I get a written fee agreement and itemized billing?
  • Approach and Philosophy:

    • Are you aggressive or more settlement-focused?
    • Are you aligned with my goals for the case?
  • Potential Conflicts of Interest:

    • Do you have any conflicts that could impact representing me?

4. Important Considerations:

  • Cost vs. Quality: Cheap isn’t always best. You can’t have champagne taste on a beer budget.
  • Location: Hire a local lawyer familiar with your specific courthouse and its players.
  • Legal Aid: If money is tight, you might qualify for a Public Defender.

By following these steps, you improve your odds of finding a strong advocate who knows the local courts and has the experience to navigate your situation effectively.

PLAN AHEAD

Decide now whom you would call if you’re ever facing a DUI (or accident) emergency. When stressed, people make poor decisions. You already have a plumber and electrician’s number ready — why not a lawyer’s?

Remember, like a placekicker in football, a lawyer may not seem important until you desperately need one!

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🚨 WAS YOUR STAGECOACH HELD UP BY THE BAD SHERIFF? NOW WHAT?

If you know me, you know I have immense respect for law enforcement. Over decades and 1000+ legal columns, I've proudly supported the 1199 Foundation and even hold a rare local police badge and ID.

That said, if you’ve found yourself at the Corral (jail) after a DUI arrest, you need to know what to do next — and fast.

👉 The big decision: How do you find the right DUI lawyer?

A DUI can seriously impact your rights, your commercial driver’s license (CDL), and your future. The right attorney makes all the difference. Here's how to find yours:

🔎 How to Find a Good DUI (or Accident) Lawyer

1. Seek Referrals & Recommendations

  • Ask trusted sources: your lawyer, accountant, financial advisor, or friends.
  • Contact your local, county, or state bar association for referral services.
  • Check online directories: Avvo, Martindale-Hubbell, Lawyers.com, NOLO, Justia, and Google reviews.
  • Target lawyers with at least 20 years' experience. Better yet, consult a veteran with 40+ years who can point you to rising stars.

2. Research Potential Lawyers

  • Review online profiles: Were they a District Attorney, Public Defender, or Judge?
  • Read client reviews carefully.
  • Confirm they are in good standing with the Bar Association.

3. Interview a Few Candidates

Prepare questions ahead of time to really dig in:

Experience:

  • How many years have you practiced?
  • How many DUI cases have you handled — and what were the outcomes?
  • How much of your practice is DUI work?
  • How familiar are you with the local court and prosecutors?

Case Strategy & Communication:

  • What are the potential strategies and outcomes?
  • How will you keep me informed?
  • Who else in your firm will work on my case?

Fees & Costs:

  • What are your fees and retainer requirements?
  • What extra costs might arise?
  • Will I receive a written fee agreement and itemized bills?

Approach:

  • What is your general style: aggressive, collaborative, settlement-focused?
  • Are you comfortable with my goals for the case?

Conflict Check:

  • Are there any conflicts of interest that could affect my case?

4. Important Considerations

  • Cost vs. Quality: The cheapest lawyer isn’t always the best. (You can’t have champagne taste on a beer budget!)
  • Location Matters: Hire local counsel who knows the courts, the DAs, and the judges.
  • Need-Based Help: If money is tight, ask if you qualify for the Public Defender or legal aid.

📞 Plan Ahead

Have a lawyer’s number ready — just like you have a plumber or electrician for emergencies.
When you're stressed, you’re more likely to make mistakes.

Remember:
A lawyer, like a placekicker, isn’t important until you need one.

Stay safe, stay smart — and plan ahead.

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WAS YOUR STAGECOACH HELD UP BY THE BAD SHERIFF? NOW WHAT?

When I say “bad sheriff,” it’s with a bit of humor. Those familiar with my 1000+ weekly legal columns know I have the utmost respect for law enforcement. I’m likely still the only Coachella Valley attorney ever honored with a local police badge and police ID. I’ve proudly supported the 1199 Foundation (Officer Needs Help) for decades.

That said, if you’ve found yourself at the "Corral" (jail) after a DUI arrest, the big question becomes: How do you find the right DUI lawyer? Choosing the right lawyer is critical to protecting your rights, commercial driver’s license (CDL), and future.

HOW TO FIND A GOOD DUI (OR ACCIDENT) LAWYER:

1. Seek Referrals and Recommendations:

  • Ask trusted sources: your current lawyer, accountant, financial advisor, or friends.
  • Contact your local, county, or state bar association; many offer lawyer referral services.
  • Use online directories like Avvo, Martindale-Hubbell, Lawyers.com, NOLO, Justia, and Google for lawyer profiles, ratings, client reviews, and disciplinary records.
  • Look for attorneys with at least 20 years of experience. Better yet, talk to one who has practiced 40+ years for insights into good younger lawyers.

2. Research Potential Lawyers:

  • Review their online profiles: Were they a DA, Public Defender, or Judge?
  • Read reviews to get a sense of their communication style, professionalism, and client satisfaction.
  • Confirm they are in good standing with the state bar.

3. Interview Potential Lawyers: Narrow your list and set up consultations. Ask:

  • Experience:

    • How long have you practiced law?
    • How many DUI cases have you handled?
    • What percentage of your practice is DUI defense?
    • Are you familiar with the laws and procedures for my type of case?
    • How often do you appear in the court assigned to my case?
    • What is your relationship with local DAs and Judges?
  • Case Strategy and Communication:

    • What strategies do you recommend?
    • What are the possible outcomes and odds of success?
    • How long will my case likely take?
    • How often will you update me? Who else in your office will work on my case?
  • Fees and Costs:

    • What is your fee structure?
    • Do you require a retainer? What does it cover?
    • Will there be additional costs (e.g., court fees, expert witnesses)?
    • Will I get a written fee agreement and itemized billing?
  • Approach and Philosophy:

    • Are you aggressive or more settlement-focused?
    • Are you aligned with my goals for the case?
  • Potential Conflicts of Interest:

    • Do you have any conflicts that could impact representing me?

4. Important Considerations:

  • Cost vs. Quality: Cheap isn’t always best. You can’t have champagne taste on a beer budget.
  • Location: Hire a local lawyer familiar with your specific courthouse and its players.
  • Legal Aid: If money is tight, you might qualify for a Public Defender.

By following these steps, you improve your odds of finding a strong advocate who knows the local courts and has the experience to navigate your situation effectively.

PLAN AHEAD

Decide now whom you would call if you’re ever facing a DUI (or accident) emergency. When stressed, people make poor decisions. You already have a plumber and electrician’s number ready — why not a lawyer’s?

Remember, like a placekicker in football, a lawyer may not seem important until you desperately need one!

Would you also like a version that’s even slightly tighter or formatted like a quick checklist? (That could make it super easy to use in a newsletter or website post!)